They might as well have called it Singles: Have Penetrative Sexual Intercourse.īilled as The Sims with shagging, the inspiration is clear. What could possibly go wrong? Lose the clothes, point them in the general direction of each other and watch them go at it like knives.Īlas, it seems that there is more to relationships than naked grappling (not on my watch), and relationships is what Singles is all about - although the subtitle Flirt Up Your Life hints at what it's really about.
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And for the ladies, an array of unfettered cocks swinging around the monitor with gay abandon. We're talking tits, arse, fanny, the lot. The question in question: will there be muff? Absolutely. Within minutes Paris was butt-naked, thus answering the question that had been on our minds ever since we first encountered the game. If you haven't been following its progress, Singles can loosely be described as a relationship 'em up, with the vague aim being to achieve a happy ending for your couple, naturally preceded by some horizontal shenanigans. Mr Holden is on the receiving end of my concerns, and they' are Enrique and Paris, residents of a rooftop apartment in a European city in a computer game called Singles. But with my copy very nearly due, it's the best I can offer.
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